Free website teardown
Send us your website. We will tell you what is wrong with it.
An honest written report on your current site, four pages or more, in plain English, whether or not you hire us. It takes us a couple of hours. It costs you nothing.
Back within three business days. Read by a person. Yours to keep either way.
Request the teardown
What you actually get
Four things, looked at properly, in four pages or more.
The same four dimensions every time, each graded, each finding with what we saw, why it matters, and what good looks like. Then the five things that matter most for your business.
Design and brand
Does it look like a business someone would hand a credit card to? Where does the eye go first, and is that where it should go?
Copy and messaging
Can a stranger tell what you do, where, and why you, inside ten seconds? Does any page actually ask for the call?
Local search and AI visibility
Do you show up in Maps for your own trade in your own town? What do the AI tools say when someone asks about you?
Speed and mobile
How long it takes to load on a phone with two bars, and what breaks when it gets there.
A sample
What one looks like.
A real teardown of a real site, eight pages, chosen because the site is better than most. What is working, a scorecard, every finding graded, and the five things that matter most.
Sample website teardown
Xtreme Mechanical
HVAC and plumbing, Omaha, Nebraska
Why free
There is no catch, so here is the reason.
Some people who get a teardown hire us afterward. Most do not, and that is fine. Either way the list is yours to hand to your nephew, your current vendor, or whoever you hire next.
We would rather show you how we think than tell you. A site that says "we build beautiful websites" is a claim. A teardown is evidence.
Turnaround
If it will take longer, because it is Mule Day or because your site has forty pages, we will tell you when to expect it. We would rather be late and say so than fast and shallow.
Questions
Before you send it.
Is it really free?
Yes. No card, no call required, and no follow up sequence that will not leave you alone. One email with the report attached, four pages or more, and one more a week later asking whether it was useful.
What if I do not have a website?
Send your Google Business Profile or your Facebook page instead. We will tell you what a site would need to do that those cannot.
Will you try to sell me something?
The teardown ends with what we would do first and roughly what it would cost. That is the whole pitch. If you want more, you ask.
Who writes it?
A person, not a script. We use tools for the speed and search checks. The critique is written by someone who builds sites for a living.